| In his 2002 State of the Union address, President
George W. Bush warned us of the activities of an
“Axis of Evil” threatening the security of the United
States. Well, not to be outdone by our President,
I’d like to take this opportunity to introduce you
to a new alliance of iniquity threatening the financial
security of horseplayers everywhere. Yes, ladies
and gentlemen, prepare yourself. In my state of
the union address, I’m revealing the members of
the horseplayer’s axis of evil.
As horseplayers, we are always seeking value in
our selections. Whether you’re wagering on a horse
at 15-1, 4-1, 8-5, or 3-5, the ultimate goal is
to find the overlay. Yet, while the overlay concept
is sound in theory, it’s typically wrecked in practice
by all but the most emotionally disciplined of players.
As this game isn’t played by rational calculators,
but instead by human beings with emotions and defenses,
we tend to find ourselves repeatedly supporting
false overlays. This is the work of the horseplayer’s
axis of evil, which gains its strength by praying
on our all-too-human characteristics. Without further
ado, let’s meet its membership:
(1) GREED: This first member of
the axis is deceptive and devious, and, when we’re
not looking, he runs off with large portions of
our bankrolls. He makes us think we’re getting value
when we’re really just looking to get something
for nothing. Through his subtle manipulations, he
throws wrenches into a well-reasoned handicapping
process, and causes us to lose more money than we
would simply by betting the favorite.
Greed shows up all the time in our handicapping,
especially in our search for overlays. As horseplayers,
we hate short prices. There's risk in every horse
race -- a jockey error, a catastrophic injury --
and we must be compensated for this risk. But, unfortunately,
on many occasions, a disdain for short prices often
clouds our judgment. We perceive negative value
and move away from a horse solely because of the
low anticipated payout. As opposed to realistically
assessing what a race is offering, we stray from
our top selection and think we can make more money
elsewhere. And, to make matters worse, as you leave
your top selection driven by an underlying desire
for a greater payout, the second member of the axis
of evil rears his ugly little head.
(2) HOPE: Our good friend, Red
of The Shawshank Redemption fame, had it right:
“Hope is a dangerous thing.” And, much like the
classic handicapping quote about time and prison,
when it comes to playing the races, hope is best
left behind the prison walls. Yes, hope is a wonderful,
inspiring feeling that makes you feel happy when
things aren’t going well. It’s also something that
has absolutely no place in handicapping.
Hope rears its ugly head all throughout the handicapping
process, but it’s especially dangerous when you’re
dissatisfied with the price you’re going to get
on your top selection. You may begin to desperately
look for positive things in the other horses. You’ll
use words like “maybe…could…possibly.” You know
the types of horses, and you’ve seen enough of them
come in to convince yourself. But, unfortunately,
you’ve come under the spell of hope, and started
to let it guide your selections. Sure, that 7-1
could get the lead and come in and pay, but, if
you’re thinking like this, you’re doing nothing
more than gambling. And, if that’s your game, there
are lots of opportunities with a smaller takeout
that require a lot less effort. Unfortunately, it’s
amazingly difficult to move away from a second choice
because of the actions of the final member of our
axis of evil.
(3) FEAR: By far the trickiest
of the members of the axis, fear subtly influences
our selections in several ways. Aware of the effect
of scared money and facing the fear of loss, the
horseplayer must fearlessly enter a risky environment
and stay brave amid tremendous uncertainty. Yet,
despite our bravery, fear is not without a weapon
here. For if we feign fearlessness where it is unwarranted,
he attacks with the fear of regret, which guides
us into situations where the risk does not equal
the reward.
In sticking to a newfound second choice, the player
will seem confident in his selection, but will still
be motivated by fear. When making this type of decision,
the horseplayer’s phrases are well-known: “I’ll
be devastated if I passed on this one”; “This big
payday will make my day/week/month; I can’t miss
it if it comes in.” (And, believe me. . . I know
these phrases all too well. ) Fearful of missing
the big payday, you turn a deaf ear to the important
cautions in your gut, and place a bet on the new
choice. Under the guise of fearlessness, you are
married to a selection that doesn’t represent the
best of your handicapping ability. There is no quicker
way out of the game.
Together, greed, hope, and fear constitute a nasty
confederation that confounds the reasoning of the
value-seeking horseplayer. Overlays are great theory,
but finding one in the heat of the handicapping
moment can be an emotional minefield. To counter
this, as you continue to participate in this wonderful
game, be wary of the axis in your decision-making,
especially when betting selections other than your
top selection because of a perceived lack of value.
Because lurking in the background is a wicked three-headed
monster feeding off of our all-too-human characteristics. |